The following conversation occurs frequently in this autoimmune-disease-riddled body.
Brain: We should work on these two little projects right now.
Body: No. Let’s go back to sleep.
Brain: We slept for 10 hours last night! You’re just being lazy. Come on. It’s just two things that will take no more than a couple of hours.
Body: No. We’re here on the couch. Let’s sleep.
Brain: I’m not liking you right now.
Body: You’ll get over it after a nap.
Brain: You tend to take epic naps. A nap is only an hour. Next thing you know, it’ll be 6 p.m. and we’ve accomplished nothing.
Body: Yes, we would’ve accomplished resting some more.
Body: (Stoic silence)
I’m really tired of these two fighting so much.